Awww I miss my pervy anon. Come back haha :P

bluewriters:

hacheload:

cronusempire:

steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(Source: whoisjohnocallaghan)

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

(Source: whatsyournewurl)

littlemixbutts:

bodenniss:

littlemixbutts:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

well that escalated quickly

paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going

(Source: barricadeponine)

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

googlevideos:

do you ever have that one follower who you always see in your notes and every time you see them you’re just like ‘hey there lil buddy, keep on doin your thing’

(Source: aiclan)

rabioheab:

dear diary,

i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.